| Thirteen Things about GreatfullivinThis is meant in fun and not to hurt any city dwellers.If you are a Rural Hoosier you will get the humor! 13 Rules of Southern Rural Indiana 1. Pull up your droopy pants! You just look silly!
2. It is called a “DIRT ROAD.” I drive a truck because
I want to drive a truck. No matter how slow you drive
you are going to get dust on your Lexus. Please pull
over and let us go around.
3. We understand that you drive a car worth $60,000
and we are impressed! We have $150,000 corn pickers
and hay balers that we only drive 3 weeks a year. Why
can’t you be impressed too, and pull over.
4.They are cattle, you know COWS, live steaks. They
may smell funny to you but around here this is what
money smells like.Maybe you should stick to a paved road.
5. Every person on every back road waves. It is called
being friendly. If you are going to travel the back roads,
get used to it. Try waving back. It’s fun.
6.We eat potatoes and gravy, beans and cornbread, and
the like. If you want sushi or cavier you will have to go to
to the corner bait shop.
7.There is no “vegatarian special” on the menu. Order steak.
Or the chefs salad..you can pick off the 2 lbs of ham and
turkey.Don’t ask to talk to the chef..(if you must), speak to
the “cook.”
8.When we set the table there are three main courses meats,
vegtables and breads. We use three spices, salt, pepper and
ketchup. By the way, we don’t know what you folks from
Cincinnati are eating but it ain’t real Chili!
9.If you bring “Coke” into this county, it had better be brown,
wet and served over ice.
10.Education, yes we have it. State Universities, Colleges,
and VoTech schools. Our kids come out of there with an
education plus a love for God and Country and they still wave
at everybody when they come home for a holiday.
11. College and High School basketball is as important to us
as the Knicks or the Lakers and a dang site more fun to watch.
12. 4 inches of snow is NOT a blizzard,..it’s a flurry.
Drive like you have some sense in it and please do not take
all our bread, milk and eggs from the grocery store. You might
have to spend a whole day before the plows and pick-ups with
blades get all the roads open.
13. When you travel our beautiful back roads, Turn down your
car stereo. We live here because we like the quiet, that
thumpity-thump-thump-thump doesn’t sound much like music
to us and we don’t want to hear it any more than we want to
see your boxers! (see #1)
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